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97TJGUZZY

97TJGUZZY

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#322
#322
SPARTANBURG, S.C. -- A South Carolina man was released from jail Monday after being held overnight for an arrest that was sparked by the fake testicles displayed on the back of his truck.

Joe Cervantes-Rodriguez, 31, was driving Sunday evening in Spartanburg when he was stopped by a sheriff's deputy who noticed an "obscene object" hanging from the truck's rear bumper.

An arrest report obtained by the website The Smoking Gun described the object as "a pair of large fleshy testicles" that were "flesh colored, anatomically correct, approximately the size of a softball, and in clear view of the public."

The novelty item is called "TruckNutz" by the company that sells it.

The deputy pulled Cervantes-Rodriguez over and told him the reason for the stop was "the large testicles," according to the report.

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2012/05/07/trucknutz-lead-to-south-carolina-driver-arrest/
 
YJeeper

YJeeper

#323
#323
Ive pulled people over for it before, but if they got arrested it was for something else they were doing wrong like that guy.... Its covered under S.C. code of laws "obscene bumper sticker law"... Yes you can get a ticket even for the little boy peeing on the chevy symbol... ha ha... We use these laws alot when we notice someone we know is driving without a license or a suspended one or we think we might have a warrant on them. It makes it a lawful stop and reason to run the drivers info...
 
GREASEMONKEY

GREASEMONKEY

#324
#324
Yep, lots of grey area laws cops use to pull people over.

( Its unlawful to drive a motor vehicle down main st in Columbia. $2fine or a night in jail. )

I'm gonna get a chain & 2 big *** flange nuts for a hyd cylinder to hang on my rear bumper. Wonder what kind of **** that will get me in?
 
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97TJGUZZY

97TJGUZZY

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#328
#328
Heartwarming Lawyer Story

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and four children with me!"

"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. "You'll really love my place.
"The grass is almost a foot high.
 
YJeeper

YJeeper

#329
#329
good craigslist add

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/2619410616.html

This isn't your normal skyline. This motherfcker is the skyline God would drive if he wasn't busy doing God sh*t like making tsunamis and crap. Its set up to go fast, and go fast sideways. Who doesn't like to get sideway?! Terrorists, thats who. Are you a terrorist? No? Then you need this car.

Handling? This car handles like a junior executive CEO. Go around corners like the devil himself is chasing you, and not give a fck.

Whats that? You like drifting? Well I've got some great god d@mn news for you. This car was a drift project of mine, and the last owner was planning on making it a drift machine too. Interior is for pussies so we got rid of it. Manly as fck. It literally oozes testosterone. So much so that its puddling up in the back.

Seats? this cocks*cker has got two. One for you, and one for the hot @ss broad thats gunna be all upons your **** after you buy this car. You're a girl? Sh*t works both ways. One seat for you, and one seat for that hot @ss dude you've been trying to hook up with for weeks. Deal with it,sh*ts getting serious.

Stereos and AC are for hippies. Fortunately this car has neither. Oh look at me, I like listen to Simon and Garfunkel and think about puppies. Cup holders you ask? hell no! how you gonna drift with a big gulp sitting on the dash??? F*ck that. The only noises you're gunna be hearing is the ultra manly engine noises coming from this sweet turbocharged, intercooled, 24 valve inline 6. Sh*ts getting real, real f*cking fast.

This car has got a bright orange ebrake handle (b*tches love orange) with a drift button for those super ultra megahellatastic bar room brawler ebrake lockers. F*ck. Yes.

Now, I'll be honest. The wheels are a little lackluster, although everyones gunna be so focused on your super gangster drifting that nobody is going to give a f*ck about your sh*tty stock 16s. Don't worry, I've got you fcking covered. Its like we're in Vietnam and you just got ambushed by Charlie. Don't worry, friend, I've got your fcking back and I blow charlie to kingdom fcking come. For an extra $450 I can throw in some added p*ssy magnets for wheels, just don't come crawling back to me complaining that you're getting TOO much vajayjay. Bright fcking green 18s. Greens not your thing? Super legit silver 18s. Done like dinner.

This car has got 1.5 metric f*ck tons of awesome parts. Bride, Greddy, Brembo, the list doesn't f*cking END. It just keeps going and going, like the energizer bunny on speed.

You like going fast? Ever tried to outrun 24 police cars and 3 helicopters? You need this car. It will go so fcking fast that you may very well go back in time. It happened to me once. Just once, but it was fcking rad. Its like someone took a rocket and opened its mouth and poured steroids down its throat and and threatened to kill its family if it wasn't the fastest motherfcker you've ever driven.

I get it. You're busy, I'm busy, lets not waste time. If you're interested send me a message and I'll get back to you ASAP. You send me a message, I send you one right back. Thats how this works.


•Location: Maple Ridge
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
 
97TJGUZZY

97TJGUZZY

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#331
#331
YJeeper said:
good craigslist add

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/2619410616.html

This isn't your normal skyline. This motherfcker is the skyline God would drive if he wasn't busy doing God sh*t like making tsunamis and crap. Its set up to go fast, and go fast sideways. Who doesn't like to get sideway?! Terrorists, thats who. Are you a terrorist? No? Then you need this car.

Handling? This car handles like a junior executive CEO. Go around corners like the devil himself is chasing you, and not give a fck.

Whats that? You like drifting? Well I've got some great god d@mn news for you. This car was a drift project of mine, and the last owner was planning on making it a drift machine too. Interior is for pussies so we got rid of it. Manly as fck. It literally oozes testosterone. So much so that its puddling up in the back.

Seats? this cocks*cker has got two. One for you, and one for the hot @ss broad thats gunna be all upons your **** after you buy this car. You're a girl? Sh*t works both ways. One seat for you, and one seat for that hot @ss dude you've been trying to hook up with for weeks. Deal with it,sh*ts getting serious.

Stereos and AC are for hippies. Fortunately this car has neither. Oh look at me, I like listen to Simon and Garfunkel and think about puppies. Cup holders you ask? hell no! how you gonna drift with a big gulp sitting on the dash??? F*ck that. The only noises you're gunna be hearing is the ultra manly engine noises coming from this sweet turbocharged, intercooled, 24 valve inline 6. Sh*ts getting real, real f*cking fast.

This car has got a bright orange ebrake handle (b*tches love orange) with a drift button for those super ultra megahellatastic bar room brawler ebrake lockers. F*ck. Yes.

Now, I'll be honest. The wheels are a little lackluster, although everyones gunna be so focused on your super gangster drifting that nobody is going to give a f*ck about your sh*tty stock 16s. Don't worry, I've got you fcking covered. Its like we're in Vietnam and you just got ambushed by Charlie. Don't worry, friend, I've got your fcking back and I blow charlie to kingdom fcking come. For an extra $450 I can throw in some added p*ssy magnets for wheels, just don't come crawling back to me complaining that you're getting TOO much vajayjay. Bright fcking green 18s. Greens not your thing? Super legit silver 18s. Done like dinner.

This car has got 1.5 metric f*ck tons of awesome parts. Bride, Greddy, Brembo, the list doesn't f*cking END. It just keeps going and going, like the energizer bunny on speed.

You like going fast? Ever tried to outrun 24 police cars and 3 helicopters? You need this car. It will go so fcking fast that you may very well go back in time. It happened to me once. Just once, but it was fcking rad. Its like someone took a rocket and opened its mouth and poured steroids down its throat and and threatened to kill its family if it wasn't the fastest motherfcker you've ever driven.

I get it. You're busy, I'm busy, lets not waste time. If you're interested send me a message and I'll get back to you ASAP. You send me a message, I send you one right back. Thats how this works.


•Location: Maple Ridge
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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thats awesome, the link is broken though
 
YJeeper

YJeeper

#337
#337
How about another good craigslist ad????

So I need your help, the other day my friend and I were driving around drinking beer and possibly doing a bump or two (coke, I don’t mess with that meth shite) when I needed to go. I remember traffic being a little heavy for 2:30 on a Thursday afternoon, and it was urgent, so we had to pull over ASAP and I dropped trou and went next to a trash can. Well little did I realize that we were right outside a high school and the reason traffic was heavy was there were a ton of students leaving the parking lot. I was almost finished, thinking I was home free when a group of 14 year old girls and 1 boy came around the corner and started f’in with me. I hopped in the car with my peter hangin out of my jeans still and we peeled off, only to come to a screeching halt behind some traffic at a red light about 100 feet away. Well I got brutally yanked out of the car by some cops with my junk still out and now I’m not allowed within 500 feet of any schools.

Now here’s where it gets dicey. I live right behind a school and now I gotta move ASAP. About me: College educated, currently living off of a trust fund that is about to run dry due to legal bills, so I will be a professional at something in the near future, meaning my bump doin, beer drinkin car rides are over, until I retire at least. Can you help me out???



URL: http://baltimore.craigslist.org/sbw/2916407524.html
Date: 2012-03-22, 2:43PM EDT
 
Steve97tj

Steve97tj

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#338
#338
Well today, i'm thinking about parting out my Jeep and fixing a few things on my truck to sell and pick up an LJ. 2 vehicles is a bitch and i need more room and to feel the wind in my gorgeous auburn hair. I like my TJ but i feel the more i build on it, the more likely i'm not going to like driving it on road and a tow rig isn't in my future for another few years. Would build it to run 35's and drive everyday, and ultimately 37's on JK44's or 9's way down the road. From what i've seen online you can get one for between 12-16k. I'll be working a grown up job here in a few months so i'm not opposed to making payments on something and already have some money saved.


I'd like a khaki or patriot blue LJ with the manual, not sure i'd want to pay for a rubicon but if i stumbled across one i might scoop it. Full hard doors and possibly a hardtop.

Has anyone wheeled a TJ and a LJ that can compare them? Is the rear overhang that bad?
 
97TJGUZZY

97TJGUZZY

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#339
#339
Steve97tj said:
Well today, i'm thinking about parting out my Jeep and fixing a few things on my truck to sell and pick up an LJ. 2 vehicles is a bitch and i need more room and to feel the wind in my gorgeous auburn hair. I like my TJ but i feel the more i build on it, the more likely i'm not going to like driving it on road and a tow rig isn't in my future for another few years. Would build it to run 35's and drive everyday, and ultimately 37's on JK44's or 9's way down the road. From what i've seen online you can get one for between 12-16k. I'll be working a grown up job here in a few months so i'm not opposed to making payments on something and already have some money saved.


I'd like a khaki or patriot blue LJ with the manual, not sure i'd want to pay for a rubicon but if i stumbled across one i might scoop it. Full hard doors and possibly a hardtop.

Has anyone wheeled a TJ and a LJ that can compare them? Is the rear overhang that bad?
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is this going to turn into another tech thread people ask me to move out of chit chat? start it in jeep discussions if so....
 
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