Well you see, this is how it went.
I picked up a group at ESB Sunday morning wanting to head to Lust. Well, lust was closed so we went over to Spartanburg to Nikita's as it was the only place still open that was full nude. The group of fellas also liked the idea that it was BYOB. Well, about four AM Bubba Ray got kicked out for getting too frisky. The rest of the group would follow suit quickly. By 6 AM T-Jon was doin lines off of the hood of the car in the parking lot. About 7 AM the cops asked us to please leave the premises. We took about ten strippers back towards the loo to finish off the party. We were winding down River Fork road when the wheels fell off. The group of 15 all spontaneously projectile puked and it was so bad we had to cut the dang top off bo. Was the dammnedest thing I'd ever seen. **** you not.
That's my version.